Gas-tastic Gear for Every Rear!

FartMerch

FARTing Pickle

Share the Dill-lightfulness: This pickle toy doesn’t taste great, but it will make even the sourest of pusses laugh.

Diarrhea Derek FART Tee

Diarrhea Derek is a hilariously over-the-top parody trading-card design featuring one unforgettable bathroom emergency in a colorful, retro gross-out cartoon style. 

JURASSIC FART (Tee)

cartoon pterodactyl powered by a fart

A fearless pterodactyl rockets through the sky powered by pure prehistoric gas in this bold, hilarious cartoon design. Perfect for dinosaur fans, fart-joke enthusiasts, and anyone who appreciates absurd humor, 

FART Cloud Costume

FART Cloud Costume

Unleash the power of the not-silent but deadly with our Fart Cloud Costume for Kids! Complete with FART Sound Machine!  Perfect for clearing rooms and making a stink at parties, this gassy ensemble guarantees your little one will be the center of attention – just stand upwind. Warning: Laughter and nose-pinching may follow.

FART Machine – Smart FART Methane Tee

FART Machine Methane CH4 Tee

the FART Machine design—a clever fusion of science and humor that embeds methane’s chemical formula (CH4) right into the word “machine” for a bold, brainy statement. Perfect for witty intellectuals who love a good fart joke. Dads, where you at?

FART Log (Journal)

FART Log Journal Cover

FART Log…a hilarious journal to diary all of your awesome FARTs! Complete with funny prompts on every page.  90-Day FART Tracker!

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