Gas-tastic Gear for Every Rear!

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Pootin’ Penelope Tee

Pootin’ Penelope turns recess into a full-blown emergency in this hilariously chaotic, retro gross-out design.

FART Log (Journal)

FART Log Journal Cover

FART Log…a hilarious journal to diary all of your awesome FARTs! Complete with funny prompts on every page.  90-Day FART Tracker!

FARTing Pickle

Share the Dill-lightfulness: This pickle toy doesn’t taste great, but it will make even the sourest of pusses laugh.

Diarrhea Derek FART Tee

Diarrhea Derek is a hilariously over-the-top parody trading-card design featuring one unforgettable bathroom emergency in a colorful, retro gross-out cartoon style. 

JURASSIC FART (Tee)

cartoon pterodactyl powered by a fart

A fearless pterodactyl rockets through the sky powered by pure prehistoric gas in this bold, hilarious cartoon design. Perfect for dinosaur fans, fart-joke enthusiasts, and anyone who appreciates absurd humor, 

FART Cloud Costume

FART Cloud Costume

Unleash the power of the not-silent but deadly with our Fart Cloud Costume for Kids! Complete with FART Sound Machine!  Perfect for clearing rooms and making a stink at parties, this gassy ensemble guarantees your little one will be the center of attention – just stand upwind. Warning: Laughter and nose-pinching may follow.

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